if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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