Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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