i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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