he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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