these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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