I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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