we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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