what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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