More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
wow bdsm is so cute
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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