i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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