Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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