I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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