that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We just shotgunned beers for America
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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