He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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