I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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