Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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