This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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