he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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