having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
