you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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