I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize