I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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