16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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