i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So vagazzling was a success
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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