My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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