We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
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You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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