My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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