i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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