At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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