thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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