covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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