Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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