You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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