at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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