He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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