Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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