He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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