She announced her abortion via fbk
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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