Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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