can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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