I'm pants shitting drunk right now
look no pants
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
