Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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