Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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