...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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