Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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