i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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