Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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