I just saw a hot homeless man
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i already hear my dad disowning me
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
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I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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