Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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