I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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