when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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