Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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